Me and Your Cigarettes

May 2013

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ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

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April 2013

Punching Blake Shelton in the face

• Blake: Why don’t you come down here and punch me in my face.
• Carson: Yes, do it for all of us!
• Shakira: I’ll do it.
• Adam: I would really enjoy that.
• ...
• Blake: (To Usher) You want to punch me in my face too?
• Usher: Never, I love you.
• Blake: I love you too.
• Adam: Now you made me jealous.

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