How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
- Blake: Why don’t you come down here and punch me in my face.
- Carson: Yes, do it for all of us!
- Shakira: I’ll do it.
- Adam: I would really enjoy that.
- ...
- Blake: (To Usher) You want to punch me in my face too?
- Usher: Never, I love you.
- Blake: I love you too.
- Adam: Now you made me jealous.
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
ok what i want is a klondike bar commercial where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say ‘what would you do for a klondike bar’ and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she whispers ‘id kill a man’
then at the end of the commercial there’s a flash of her eating a klondike bar.
And the camera is angled like it’s been dropped on the floor but is still recording.
I WANT THEIR RELATIONSHIP!!!! PLEASEE!!
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
who gave small children the ability to scream
