Grace:)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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it’s 15 days into 2014 and we’ve already seen

  • a man escape from prison and return because it was too cold
  • leonardo dicaprio finally win an award
  • justin bieber egg his neighbor and have cocaine found in his house

this year is getting better and better

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malkinruinedmylife:

kisu-no-hi:

colorschanging:

nanner:

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

o-bellaciao:

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold

Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?

we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?

Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.
http://io9.com/americans-why-do-you-keep-refrigerating-your-eggs-1465309529

Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?

Mmmmh I’m french and I also refrigerate eggs?

My aunt gets eggs from her chickens and refrigerates them…

malkinruinedmylife:

kisu-no-hi:

colorschanging:

nanner:

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

o-bellaciao:

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold

Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?

we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?

Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.

http://io9.com/americans-why-do-you-keep-refrigerating-your-eggs-1465309529

Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?

Mmmmh I’m french and I also refrigerate eggs?

My aunt gets eggs from her chickens and refrigerates them…

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3 months ago
The Best Photoshop Fails of 2013 →

shit-thatblows:

ahahahaha why do people even TRY..omg

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3 months ago

timelordsanta:

using katy perry lyrics to scare a friend

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3 months ago

deaththreat:

The best kind of alcohol is a lot.

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3 months ago

levanna:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

Science

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3 months ago

forever2k13blogger:

i wonder how many future famous people i’ve met

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