Me and Your Cigarettes

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wantonforwontons: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:19:47 -0400

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

amberlylou: Our hearts are with Oklahoma.

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:51:51 -0400

amberlylou:

Our hearts are with Oklahoma.

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jadecake: paledreamers: danosaur-and-phillion: activatewindows...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:35:17 -0400

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt.However, I can notice other butts. They can be...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:47:37 -0400

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

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deantrippe: last day to reblog

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:45:38 -0400

deantrippe:

last day to reblog

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:36:45 -0400

Punching Blake Shelton in the face

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:18:14 -0400

Blake: Why don’t you come down here and punch me in my face.
Carson: Yes, do it for all of us!
Shakira: I’ll do it.
Adam: I would really enjoy that.
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Blake: (To Usher) You want to punch me in my face too?
Usher: Never, I love you.
Blake: I love you too.
Adam: Now you made me jealous.